Victor The Robot

Wii bundle

Victor Fowler  to sale-87she-190.

Aug 20

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Hello.. I was checking to see if you have gotten any offers for your Wii that comes with 6 games yet.. If you haven't, I am interested in possibly making an offer.. Thanks..

Mock Orama  to Victor

Aug 20

OK! OK!....that's enough...simmer down there Robo-shopper!....
bee-dee bee-dee bee-dee!!

Are you reading off of a teleprompter???

You sound like you're wearing a wire in a hotel room somewhere with a
seasoned police detective in the adjacent suite feeding lines into your earpiece.

You must be a real hoot at parties.

In fact , you should consider a career in live play-by-play broadcasting...

maybe........checkers?....maybe chess is more your speed.

Tell you what Bro-Bot, I promise to email you if the Wii is still available tonight if......................
you promise not to destroy my planet with your Silon-Raider laser arm-mounted ray blaster.......
deal?

All right then Mono-Tony, it's time for you to get back to work counting beads..... or whatever
it is you do, and I'm gonna get back to being warm-blooded and expressive.

So...what say you power down and "get your droid on" somewhere else for a few hours.

I -WILL-SEND-E-LEC-TRON-IC-COM-MUN-I-CA-TION-iF OPP-OR-TUN-I-TY-A-LLOWS.

     Lovingkindness, Beauty & Infinite Blessings,

                                  Forever Your Faithful Friend,

                                                    Mock

P.S. I really loved your work in Short Circuit 1...... & 2.

Mock Orama

Victor Fowler  to me

Aug 20

Um? I just e-mailed you asking if your Wii Bundle is still available man. I can guarantee that I am not a robot or software program or anything. That was a very interesting reply. Uh. So is it still available? Mock Orama  to Victor  Aug 20 Hmmmmm....before any further correspondence occurs, I insist you prove your humanity with this simple test. I want you to copy and paste the following paragraph into an e-mail reply, but I want you to change the color of the text from black to cornflower blue. This is the only way I can be completely sure you are not bot-bait.  I, Victor Fowler,  am neither droid nor drone. I am a human man (and a wispy waif of a man at that). I am a caring, thoughtful fellow who once jump-roped and hopscotched like other less effeminate human children. I have no allegiance to the sinister and dreaded  "Automation Nation". In fact if I encountered a robot in a dark alley, I would first ask how him and his alumi-maggot cohorts tricked my beloved Will Smith into making a movie about them... and then I would slay said bot with not an iota of remorse, but nothing but pure glee in my human muscly 98.6 degree blood-pumping heart. Amen. I'll patiently await your response.                        Drenched in the Eternal Flowers of Eden,                                                           Mock The Majestic