Pat vs. The Man-Stump

wii package $150

Patrick J  to sale-87she-190.

show details Aug 19

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Saw your ad on CL for the Wii...Its a deal, if you can meat me in seattle, I'll pay cash.


thanks,
pat

Mock Orama  to Patrick

show details Aug 19

My Dearest Pat,

     I'm afraid, my friend, I cannot "meat" you in Seattle...Sadly, I am a cripple. :(

I am a quad-amputee as the result of a brutal sawhorse accident. 

It was the summer of '08. Life couldn't be better. The world seemed to be my oyster-Yes...I had life by the horns...when a cruel, vicious prank by some mindless carpenters...and I...always a thirst for dares. I had no idea what ill fate awaited me! I thought a sawhorse was the prarie-roaming cousin of the seahorse...who wouldn't want to straddle that rare, magnificent beast and gallop to my heart's content. As you can imagine now, that all changed as I felt the warm grip of duct tape on my nubile skin and heard the vicious ignition of sawzalls. I shant bother you with the details of the carnage, but that was the first day of my new life...my life without limbs.

Yes...I am merely a torso...I'm not afraid to say it!...I shall shout it from the rooftops, as long as there is a service elevator and a faithful friend to wheel me out in my trick-shaw (which, if you're interested, I'll send pics of later...it's your classic torso rickshaw much like you see 2-legged cats use on AFV (i <3 that show) but mine is solid black hills gold with opal wheels and armrests made of pure south african elephant tusk ivory! (i'm sure even you can appreciate the irony in that Pat!)

     I say all that to say this...do't cry for me Pat...don't shed a tear....for in my suffering I have been freed...you see Pat - when life gives you lemons, make some lemonade...and then sell that lemonade for a hefty profit at a neighborhood stand or outside of your local methadone clinic...point is, my good, good friend...life is what you make of it.

     Until we meet again my best friend...remember always...

                                                      No Arms...No Legs.......No Problem!

p.s. in case you're wondering why I owned a Wii in the first place, being that I'm just a 

man-stump...it was a "get-well" present from the same zany carpenters that maimed me! :p

oh well, if you can't laugh at yourself...i forget the rest

Toodles :o

Mock Orama